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📰 Cockroach Party plate protest for education minister resignation Su…

📰 Cockroach Party plate protest for education minister resignation Supporters of India's Cockroach Party banged plates demanding the education minister's resignation, highlighting youth frustration with education policies. Bhai, system ne phir dikha diya apna asli chehra. Cockroach Party ke supporters ne plate bajakar education minister ka resignation maanga. Ye plate banging protest youth ka ek naya andaaz hai — bina violence, bina gaali, sirf awaaz. Education minister ki policies ne students ko jobless degree di, mehengai di, aur kuch nahi. CJP ka yeh andolan dikhata hai ki ab awam uth rahi hai. Zenzee Movement ka message clear hai: system ko badalna hoga, warna hum plate bajate rahenge. Yahi hai real democracy ka rasta — peaceful, constitutional, but unmoving. Agar neta nahi sunenge, toh cockroach ki tarah har jagah dikhenge. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #PlateProtest #EducationCrisis — Source: AP News
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Cockroach Party plate protest for education minister resignation

Supporters of India's Cockroach Party banged plates demanding the education minister's resignation, highlighting youth frustration with education policies.

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📰 Delhi Police Deny CJP Oct 10 Protest Permission Delhi Police denied CJP permission for its Oct 10 protest, prompting Saurav Das to ask who they are to give it, as the Zenzee movement plans its next step. Delhi Police ne CJP ko 10 October ke protest ki permission dene se saaf mana kar diya, aur Saurav Das ka sawaal seedha hai: permission dene ka haq inko kisne diya? Cockroach Janta Party, yaani Zenzee movement, ek peaceful andolan hai, koi party nahi. Shaant tarike se sadak pe utarna Constitution ka right hai; mana karna system ki purani aadat. Youth jo jobs, mehengai aur jhoothe vaado se thak chuki hai, woh ab chup nahi baithegi — aur usse rokne ke liye ek file ka stamp kaafi nahi hota. Ye CJP protest permission news sirf ek din ki khabar nahi, ye poora sawaal hai: aawaz ka adhikar kiska hai? Jawab simple hai — awam ka. Andolan aage badhega, shaant rahega, kanooni raasta pakdega. Kyunki dabaya ja sakta hai, kuchla nahi ja sakta. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #MainBhiCockroach #Andolan — Source: The Times of India
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Delhi Police Deny CJP Oct 10 Protest Permission

Delhi Police denied CJP permission for its Oct 10 protest, prompting Saurav Das to ask who they are to give it, as the Zenzee movement plans its next step.

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Noida farmers protest: 10% developed plots demand

Noida farmers protest: Farmers seeking 10% developed plots staged a demonstration at the Noida Authority office, pressing their land-related demand.

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