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The CJP Manifesto

Satire on top. Serious reform underneath.

1

Judicial Reform

No Chief Justice of India shall be granted Rajya Sabha seats, governorships, or any quid-pro-quo post-retirement position. The judiciary must remain independent of executive favour.

2

Electoral Integrity

The deliberate deletion of legitimate voter records and votes shall be classified as terrorism under UAPA. Free and fair elections are non-negotiable.

3

Gender Equality — 50% Reservation

A minimum of 50% reservation for women in the Union Cabinet, State Cabinets, and Parliament. Half of India deserves half the power.

4

Media Accountability

Cancellation of broadcast licenses for media outlets owned by Adani and Reliance. Full financial investigation into so-called "Godi media" houses peddling government propaganda.

5

Anti-Defection

A 20-year ban from holding any public office for politicians who switch parties after being elected. End the politics of horse-trading.

Additional Commitments

  • Strict enforcement of the Right to Information (RTI) Act.
  • Rejection of all anonymous political donations and electoral bonds.
  • Environmental protection and climate accountability.
  • Investigation into NEET and other examination paper leaks.
  • End to crony capitalism and corporate capture of policy.