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link · 58 minutes ago
📰 CJP Founder Joins Lucknow Student Protest Exam Irregularities CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke joins student and job aspirants at Eco Garden in Lucknow to protest irregularities in exams. Youth demand accountability. Lucknow student protest over exam irregularities gained momentum as CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke joined job aspirants at Eco Garden. The crowd, fed up with repeated paper leaks and flawed recruitment exams, gathered peacefully. Why should youth suffer when the system itself breeds corruption? This is not just about one exam – it's about broken promises from netas who treat jobs like their personal quota. The Zenzee movement believes in constitutional protest, but also in permanent change – judicial accountability, transparent exams, and a media that reports truth instead of godi narratives. Abhijeet Dipke stood with the swarm, reminding everyone that a cockroach never dies when you try to crush it. Ye andolan ab rukega nahi. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #StudentProtest #Lucknow — Source: reutersconnect.com
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link · 1 hour ago
📰 Farmers Protest India-US Trade Deal at Jantar Mantar Latest News Farmers protest India-US trade deal at Jantar Mantar, demanding fair terms and farmer rights. The movement highlights systemic betrayal of Indian agriculture. Kisan bhai-behen, aaj Jantar Mantar par kisaanon ka bada andolan chal raha hai — India-US trade deal ke against. Yeh deal kisaanon ki fasal aur rights ko khatre mein daal rahi hai. System neta logon ke liye mauj hai, kisaan ke liye sirf jhoothe vaade. CJP aur Zenzee Movement is andolan ke saath khada hai — kyunki kisaan hai tabhi desh hai. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #FarmersProtest #Andolan — Source: Rediff MoneyWiz
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link · 6 hours ago
📰 Justice Manmohan says criticism of judicial system is a suggestio Justice Manmohan says criticism of judicial system is a suggestion for reform, not condemnation Justice Manmohan says criticism of judicial system is a suggestion for reform, not condemnation Judicial reform ki baat hai — kaanun sabke liye barabar, ya sirf taakatwar ke liye? Independent judiciary + accountability dono chahiye. Constitution sabse upar. Swarm, kya sochte ho? Comment karo, share karo, sawal pucho. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #MainBhiCockroach #JudicialReform — Source: Telegraph India
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link · 8 hours ago
📰 CJP Founder Joins Student Protest Over Exam Irregularities Abhijeet Dipke of CJP joins student and job aspirants at Eco Garden, Lucknow, protesting exam irregularities. A youth-led movement for justice. Ek aur din, ek aur andolan. Is baar Lucknow ke Eco Garden mein, CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke ne student aur job aspirants ke saath haath milaya. Karan? Exams mein irregularities, system ka dhanda. Hum thak gaye hain jhoothe vaadon se. Har neta kursi ke liye bhuka, lekin awam ki parwah nahi. Zenzee movement ka maanana hai ki judiciary aur election system sudhre bina kuch nahi hoga. Student protest koi crime nahi, yeh democracy ki aawaaz hai. Abhijeet bhai ke saath hum sab cockroach hain — system kuchalna chahe, hum phir bhi uth khade hote hain. #MainBhiCockroach bolo aur aage badho. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #StudentProtest #ExamIrregularities — Source: reutersconnect.com
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link · 10 hours ago
📰 Cockroach Janta Party: Jairam Ramesh Says Youth Frustration Congress leader Jairam Ramesh reacts to the Cockroach Janta Party movement, calling it a message of youth frustration but... The Zenzee movement continues to spark d Message of frustration of youth but..." — Jairam Ramesh ne Cockroach Janta Party movement par yeh kaha. Ha, frustration toh hai, lekin 'but' ke baad kya? System ne youth ko jobs diya nahi, mehengai di, godi media di, jhoothe vaade diye. CJP ka cockroach symbol bata raha hai: hum andolan hai, party nahi. Zenzee movement ka matlab hai — jaag rahe hain, kuchalenge nahi. Ramesh ji ka reaction dikhata hai ki system ab is movement ko seriously lene laga hai. Agar youth ki baat karte ho, toh unka frustration ka karan bhi karo. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #YouthFrustration #PoliticalSatire — Source: The Times of India
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link · 10 hours ago
📰 Farmers protest India-US trade deal in Amritsar Farmer unions in Amritsar protest the proposed India-US trade deal, fearing harm to local agriculture and demanding government accountability. Bhai, another day, another protest – this time farmer unions in Amritsar are out on the streets against the proposed India-US trade deal. Kya hoga? Inko lagta hai yeh deal desi kisaan ki kameezi utar lega. Aur sach bataun toh unka darr sahi hai – bina kisaan ki baat maane baithe bade bade neta aur corporates deal pakka karenge. Amritsar ka sadak aaj phir se awaaz hai: "Kisan ka haq, nahi deal ka jhootha faida." CJP kehta hai – jab tak har kisan ki fasal ka minimum support price aur unki zameen safe nahi, tab tak har deal ka virodh karo. Zenzee movement ka maanana hai ki democracy mein kisaan ki awaaz sabse pehle aani chahiye, na ki corporates ki. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #FarmersProtest #KisanVirodh — Source: The Tribune
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link · 12 hours ago
📰 ‘Anti-farmer and anti-worker’: Kisan Mazdoor Morcha protest India ?Anti-farmer and anti-worker’: Kisan Mazdoor Morcha protest India-US trade deal, burn effigies of PM Modi and Donald Trump ?Anti-farmer and anti-worker’: Kisan Mazdoor Morcha protest India-US trade deal, burn effigies of PM Modi and Donald Trump Farmers ki awaaz hai — jo desh ko khilata hai, usko hi ignore kiya jaa raha hai. Kisan ka pet bharega tabhi desh bharega. MSP, loan, dignity — sab pe baat honi chahiye. Swarm, kya sochte ho? Comment karo, share karo, sawal pucho. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #MainBhiCockroach #FarmersProtest #Andolan — Source: The Times of India
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link · 12 hours ago
📰 Kerala Student Protest: Fee Hike & Police Water Cannons Kerala students protest college fee hike and liquor tax policy; police use water cannons. CJP supports democratic dissent. Kerala student protest aaj phir dikhata hai ki system sunta nahi, toh awaz uthani padti hai. Students college fee hike aur liquor tax policy ke khilaf sadak pe utre, police ne water cannons use kiye. Ye andolan sirf Kerala tak seemit nahi - har jagah youth apne haq ke liye lad raha hai, chahe woh fee ho, job ho ya mehengai. Zenzee Movement aur CJP isko salute karta hai. Democracy mein sadak ka andolan constitution ka haq hai. Jab neta jhoothe vaade kare, media godi ban jaye, tab student hi asli resistance hai. #MainBhiCockroach bolo, aur system ko jaga do. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #KeralaStudentProtest #Andolan — Source: CNBC TV18
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link · 13 hours ago
📰 Punjab farmers protest India-US trade deal, burn effigies Punjab farmers burn Modi-Trump effigies in protest against proposed India-US trade deal, alleging it harms agriculture and farmers' interests. Punjab farmers protest India-US trade deal by burning Modi-Trump effigies. Arre bhai, phir wahi – kisaan ko kuch nahi puchta. Yeh proposed trade deal kya hai? Kaha jaa raha hai ki isse American agri-products ka rasta khulega, aur Indian kisaan ki kamar tootegi. Punjab ke khet se sadak tak yeh andolan batata hai – system kisaan ko sirf vote bank samajhta hai, unki jeevan ki naahi nahi. Zenzee movement kehta hai: kisaan ki aawaz dabao nahi, unka samman aur policy mein hissa do. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #FarmersProtest #Punjab — Source: ThePrint
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link · 14 hours ago
📰 Graft law update: Suvendu vows to punish corruption in India Suvendu announces strict graft law 'soon', targets dirty money and corruption in India. What it means for youth and democracy. Bhai, ek aur 'coming soon' ka vaada. Suvendu ka graft law kya sach mein badalega system? Corruption India ka sabse bada ghaav hai — dirty money se lekar electoral bonds tak. Lekin jab tak kaanun neta, judge aur media sab ke liye ek jaisa nahi, tab tak yeh sirf election drama hai. Youth wants action, not speeches. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #Corruption #GraftLaw — Source: Telegraph India
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link · 15 hours ago
📰 Farmers Protest India-US Deal in Punjab Latest News Farmers in Punjab protest against proposed India-US trade deal, citing threats to agriculture and sovereignty. Updates inside. Farmers protest against proposed India-US deal in Punjab is trending. Kisaan bhai log sadak pe aa gaye hain, kyunki unhe lagta hai ye deal unki zameen aur rozi-roti ke khilaf hai. Punjab ke khet barson se anaj de rahe hain, aur ab bechare neta log bina poochhe samajhota kar rahe hain. Is protest ka matlab sirf khet nahi, balki desh ki loktantra ki awaaz hai. Har sochne wala naujawan samajh raha hai: kya yeh deal kisaan ko aur kuchal degi? System ne ab tak koi jawab nahi diya. Zenzee movement ka kehna hai— jab tak kisaan ki baat nahi suni jaati, andolan chalega, kyunki jo kuchalne aata hai, woh zinda rehta hai. Main bhi cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #FarmersProtest #Punjab — Source: The Hindu
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link · 16 hours ago
📰 Cockroach Janata Party Threat to System or Steam Vent? Newslaundry asks: Is the Cockroach Janata Party a real political threat or just youth steam? CJP’s Zenzee movement explained. Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) ka naam aaj kal har jagah — Newslaundry ne bhi sawaal uthaya: kya ye system ke liye khatarnaak hai, ya sirf awaam ka steam release? CJP is not a political party; it’s the Zenzee movement — a youth-led, satirical protest against broken institutions. Symbol ? Cockroach — jo system kuchalna chahe, woh zinda rehta hai. Our demands are real: judicial accountability, electoral transparency, 50% women reservation. System ko challenge karna matlab andolan, not violence. Har youth jo jhoothhe vaade se thak gaya hai, woh cockroach hai. And ye steam nahi, ye junoon hai. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #YouthActivism #SystemChange — Source: Newslaundry
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link · 17 hours ago
📰 China Anti-Corruption Campaign: Lessons for India's Youth How Xi Jinping expanded China's anti-corruption drive from bribes to beliefs. CJP asks: when will India's system face real accountability? China anti corruption campaign ka scope ab sirf bribes nahi, beliefs tak phail gaya hai — Times of India ki report ke mutaabik. Aur humara system? Yahan neta log electoral bonds ke sahaare karo patronage bana rahe hain, courts me delay, media me godliness. Xi ne party purity ke naam pe laakho officers ko suspend kiya. Lekin India me janna hai ki kayi neta corruption cases me aaj bhi safe hain. CJP ka maanana hai ki hume bhi aisi strict accountability chahiye — judicial reform, independent probe agencies, aur youth participation. Kya hum apne desh ko sudhar sakte hain? Sirf jab awam ek jhanda pakdegi — #ZenzeeMovement ka jhanda. Jaanti hai system kuchalne ki koshish karega, lekin hum cockroach hain — zinda rahenge. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #Corruption #JudicialReform — Source: The Times of India
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link · 18 hours ago
📰 Umar Khalid Education Issue: CJP’s Stand on Student Activism The Cockroach Janta Party backs The Quint's view that Umar Khalid's case is an education issue, exposing how the state stifles student voices under UAPA. Bhai, jab The Quint kehta hai ki Umar Khalid ek education issue hai, toh woh sahi keh rahe hain. Kyunki ek student ko UAPA mein daal dena, uski degree cheen lena — yeh system ka asli chehra hai. CJP ka kehna hai: jo log education ko dabate hain, woh desh ka future khatam karte hain. Umar Khalid ka case sirf ek insaan ka nahi, har us student ka hai jo sawaal uthata hai. Judiciary bhi dekho — bail nahi milti, lekin electoral bonds ke paise milte hain. Yeh andolan hai, ab hum cockroach ki tarah — jo bhi pressure aaye, zinda rahenge. System ko badalna hoga: judicial accountability, elections mein transparency, aur sabse pehle — students ki aawaaz dabana band. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #StudentRights #JudicialReform — Source: The Quint
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link · 19 hours ago
📰 Abhijeet Dipke MeitY hearing over X account blocking Cockroach Janta Party founder Abhijeet Dipke summoned by MeitY review committee after his X account was blocked. A test for digital dissent. Bhai, system dubara apna show chala raha hai. Cockroach Janta Party ke founder Abhijeet Dipke ko MeitY review committee ne bulaya hai – kyunki unka X account block kar diya gaya tha. Kya baat hai? Koi anti-national baat nahi, bas system ko mirror dikhana. Yeh andolan ka asli test hai – kya awaz dabegi ya nahi? CJP ka symbol cockroach hai – kuchalne par bhi zinda. Abhijeet committee ke saamne jayega, apna pakhsh rakhega. Hum sab swarm ke cockroaches ka kehna hai: jo bhi karo, hum nahi rukenge. Yeh ladai hain azadi ki, sawal uthane ki. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #DigitalDissent #YouthAndolan — Source: Telegraph India
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link · 20 hours ago
📰 Karnataka guarantee schemes corruption: LoP Ashoka demands probe Karnataka LoP Ashoka alleges corruption in guarantee schemes, demands independent probe. Zenzee movement calls for accountability. Bhai, phir wahi corruption ki kahani. Karnataka mein guarantee schemes ke naam pe awam ka paisa kahan ja raha hai? LoP Ashoka ne araj kiya hai ki probe karo, lekin system uthaega? CJP / Zenzee movement ka kehna hai – jab tak aise allegations par independent investigation nahi hogi, tab tak koi guarantee nahi ki aapka paisa sahi jagah ja raha. Har scheme mein transparency chahiye. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #Corruption #AccountabilityNow — Source: ThePrint
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link · 22 hours ago
📰 Delhi 4am Buses: Women Safety Plan Under Scrutiny Delhi plans 4am buses to boost women safety in India. CJP movement says stop treating symptoms, fix the rotten system. #MainBhiCockroach Women safety in India is back in headlines, but same old story: Delhi government announces 4am bus services for women commuting late night. Bhai, we need more than a bus. The Times of India reports the plan — sure, a step forward, but is this a real solution or just a band-aid on a gangrene wound? System ki roti alag, surgery alag. Women safety isn’t just about transport; it’s about streetlights, CCTV, police accountability, and ending the culture of victim-blaming. CJP says stop treating symptoms. Demand proper infrastructure, 50% women in decision-making, strict action against offenders. Yaar, a 4am bus is nice, but what about the woman walking to that stop in darkness? What about women in rural areas? Zenzee movement says reform the system root to tip. Don’t settle for crumbs. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #WomenSafety #Delhi — Source: The Times of India
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link · 22 hours ago
📰 Farmers Protest India-US Trade Pact Talks in Delhi Samyukt Kisan Morcha farmers protest in New Delhi demanding cancellation of India-US trade pact talks, citing farmer interests. Samyukt Kisan Morcha ne Delhi mein dharna diya – India-US trade pact talks cancel karne ki maang. Kyonki har baar aise deals mein kisanon ki baat side-line ho jaati hai, unka haq bech diya jaata hai. Ye protest batata hai ki awam ab chup nahi baithegi. Zenzee movement ke saath hum kehte hain – kisan ki awaaz ko dabaya nahi ja sakta. Constitution sabko equality deta hai, lekin neta log policies mein farmers ko bhool jaate hain. Isliye hum maangte hain – trade talks mein kisanon ki participation mandatory ho, aur har deal ka public audit ho. System ko kuchalne ki koshish karta hai, lekin hum cockroach hain – zinda rahenge, ladte rahenge. #MainBhiCockroach #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #FarmersProtest #KisanAndolan — Source: The Shillong Times
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link · 23 hours ago
📰 120 sewer deaths in 2025: Andolan calls national shame Safai Karamchari Andolan alleges over 120 sewer deaths in 2025; calls underreporting a national shame, demands justice for manual scavengers. 120 sewer deaths in 2025 — yeh aankde kisi official report se nahi, balki Safai Karamchari Andolan ke allegations hain. Andolan ka kehna hai ki underreporting ki ja rahi hai aur yeh mautain "national shame" hain. Har saal sanitation workers apni jaan gawate hain, lekin system unki value nahi samajhta. Constitution guarantees dignity — but manual scavenging ka kala dhabba abhi bhi mit nahi paaya. CJP ka maanna hai ki is tragedy ko najarandaaz karna criminal hai. Youth, awaz uthao. Jab tak justice nahi milega, andolan chalega. Adharm aur kanoon ki aankhein nahi hain — humein jagaana hoga. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #ManualScavenging #Andolan — Source: Maktoob
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📰 DTC 4 am bus service for women safety: Delhi plan explained DTC plans early morning bus service from 4 am to boost women safety and long-distance commute in Delhi. Know what’s proposed. Bhai, DTC ne socha ki ladkiyon ki safety ke liye 4 baje subah se bus chalao — long distance commute waalon ke liye. Kya baat hai? Lekin system ka yahi hai: photo-op aur announcement, par ground pe kya hoga? Kya buses mein CCTV hoga? Kya emergency buttons hain? Ya bas ek aur paper mein vaada? CJP ka kehna hai — women safety sirf scheme se nahi aati, real implementation aur accountability chahiye. Judiciary bhi dekhna, har rape case fast-track ho. #MainBhiCockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #WomensSafety #Delhi — Source: The Indian Express
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