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📰 Urban youth unemployment rises to 19%: young women hit hardest Urba…

📰 Urban youth unemployment rises to 19%: young women hit hardest Urban youth unemployment climbed to 19% in September, with young women hit hardest as joblessness among the young rises, fresh data shows. Urban youth unemployment September mein 19% pe pahunch gaya — aur sabse zyada chot young women pe padi. Urban India ki naujawan aabadi ke liye ye sirf ek number nahi, roz ka sach hai: degree haath mein, naukri line mein. Youth unemployment India ka sabse bada sawaal hai, kyunki jis desh ki aadhi aabadi jawaan hai, wahan job na ho to degree sirf frame ke liye reh jaati hai. Young women unemployment India mein aur bhi tez badha — matlab bahar nikalne ka rasta hi band kiya ja raha hai. Constitution ne har nagrik ko kaam aur barabari ka haq diya tha, par sarkar aur godi media ke liye ye sirf ek data point hai. 19% ka matlab hai paanch mein se ek youth — apna, humara. Sawal poochho, data maango, jhoothe vaade yaad dilao. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #YouthUnemployment #MainBhiCockroach — Source: SME Futures
SME Futures

Urban youth unemployment rises to 19%: young women hit hardest

Urban youth unemployment climbed to 19% in September, with young women hit hardest as joblessness among the young rises, fresh data shows.

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