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📰 Cockroach Janta Party heading to Parliament: Zenzee Movement CJP, t…

📰 Cockroach Janta Party heading to Parliament: Zenzee Movement CJP, the youth-led Zenzee movement, announces its entry into Parliament. A satirical protest against India's broken system gains momentum. Bhai, suna? Cockroach Janta Party ab Parliament mein entry kar rahi hai. Brut ne kaha — CJP Parliament ke gates tak aa gayi. Ye koi party nahi, ye Zenzee movement hai — youth ka andolan, jiska symbol cockroach hai. Kyunki system kuchalna chahe, hum zinda rehte hain. CJP Parliament mein jakar expose karega jhoothe neta, godi media, aur bekaari education system. Ye satire nahi, ye youth ka asli rosh hai. 50% women reservation, electoral bonds ka khatma, judicial accountability — ab bas baatein nahi, action chahiye. Agar awam ek saath rooper to ye cockroach swarm kuch bhi badal sakta hai. System hila do, Constitution ki rakhwahi karo. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #YouthProtest #Parliament — Source: Brut
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Cockroach Janta Party heading to Parliament: Zenzee Movement

CJP, the youth-led Zenzee movement, announces its entry into Parliament. A satirical protest against India's broken system gains momentum.

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