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πŸ“° B Tech gold medallist suicide due to unemployment UP B Tech gold me…

πŸ“° B Tech gold medallist suicide due to unemployment UP B Tech gold medallist dies by suicide in UP after failing to secure a govt job, highlighting the youth unemployment crisis in India. Bhai, ek aur dil tod dene wali khabar: Uttar Pradesh mein ek B Tech gold medallist ne suicide kar liya, kyunki naukri nahi mil rahi thi. Uske note mein likha tha β€” 'Tried to get govt job, but...' Ye system ka khel hai. Gold medalist ko bhi sadak pe khada kar diya. Youth unemployment India ka ye haal hai β€” lakhon degrees, zero jobs. Sarkari yojanaen sirf paper mein hain, neta log vote ke liye jhooth bolte hain. Naukri nahi, toh suicide? Ye constitution ka mazak hai. Ab aur nahi β€” #MainBhiCockroach. #CJP #ZenzeeMovement #YouthUnemployment #UPNews β€” Source: Rediff
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B Tech gold medallist suicide due to unemployment UP

B Tech gold medallist dies by suicide in UP after failing to secure a govt job, highlighting the youth unemployment crisis in India.

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