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📰 Chandigarh Farmers Protest India-US Deal & Land Pooling
Thousands of farmers in Chandigarh protest against the India-US trade deal and land pooling policy. Key demands and images inside.
Chandigarh mein kisanon ka mass protest hua hai — India-US trade deal aur land pooling policy ke khilaf. Kisan keh rahe hain ki yeh deal unki jaan lev hai. Land pooling ka matlab hai zameen chhina. System ne to kabhi kisan ki gandh nahi suni. CJP ka kehna hai: bina kisan ke, desh aadha. Policy banao to kisan se poocho. Agar kisan bech mein hai, to andolan hi rasta hai. Main bhi Cockroach!
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#FarmersProtest#KisanAndolan
— Source: Babushahi.com
📰 Orry’s Parle Monaco Cockroach Janta Party moment
Brand Orry gives Parle Monaco its own Cockroach Janta Party moment, sparking youth debate on activism vs commercialisation.
Orry ne Parle Monaco ko Cockroach Janta Party moment diya hai – matlab jo humara andolan ka symbol hai, woh ab biscuit ke saath jod diya gaya. Ye dekho, system ki neend udane wala cockroach ab influencer marketing ka tool ban raha hai. Par asli sawaal ye hai: kya ek biscuit brand humari awaaz ko samajh sakta hai? Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) aka Zenzee movement ka message hai – system kuchalna chahe to bhi hum zinda. Jab Orry jaise influencers is symbol ko leke commercialize karte hain, toh humein poochna padega: kya ye andolan ki izzat hai ya bas ek naya trend? Haan, publicity acchi hai, par humein asli badlaav chahiye – judicial reform, electoral integrity, women reservation. Cockroach ko biscuit ki packet mein mat band karo. Yahan toh sadak pe utarne ka waqt hai. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#BrandActivism#YouthVsSystem
— Source: afaqs!
📰 Cockroach Janta Party: From Meme to Student Movement
The Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) evolved from a viral meme into a youth-led student movement, demanding systemic change and constitutional accountability.
Cockroach Janta Party ka safar meme se student movement tak — exactly what the system didn't expect. What started as a satirical internet joke became a real andolan, with youth across India joining the Zenzee Movement. CJP isn't a party but a peaceful protest against broken promises, jobless degrees, and a corrupt system. Inspired by the unkillable cockroach, they demand judicial reform, electoral transparency, 50% women reservation, and media accountability. This transformation proves Gen Z won't stay quiet. They're fighting for the Constitution and democracy. Main Bhi Cockroach!
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#StudentMovement#YouthUnemployment
— Source: TheWire.in
📰 Old tractor video falsely linked to CJP farmers protest
AFP Fact Check exposes a viral video of an old tractor convoy wrongly showing farmers supporting Cockroach Janta Party demonstrators.
Another day, another viral fake. An old tractor convoy clip is being peddled as farmers backing the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) demonstrators. AFP Fact Check has called it out—pure misrepresentation. The system loves to muddy the waters when real andolan gains traction. This is how they try to discredit peaceful protests: spin, distort, gaslight. But cockroaches don't die under lies. We see the pattern—godi media, fake narratives, same old tricks. The real issue? Farmers still fighting for MSP, youth still jobless, democracy still under siege. Don't fall for recycled videos. Stay sharp, stay unkillable. Main Bhi Cockroach!
#CJP#ZenzeeMovement#FarmersProtest#FactCheck
— Source: AFP Fact Check
