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Bhai, ab to sachai bhi website ki tarah disappear ho rahi hai! Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) ka official website reportedly Indian government ne tak kar diya — Al Jazeera ne ye expose kiya hai. Abhijeet Dipke, CJP founder, ke mutabik, ye system ka pressure hai kyunki CJP ne unkillable Cockroach ki tarah uthna shuru kar diya. Yeh matter karta hai kyunki ye dikhata hai ki andolan ko kuchalne ki koshish ho rahi hai, lekin hum to cockroach hain — kuchle jaao main phir bhi zinda! Youth aur politics ke liye ye warning aur wake-up call dono hai. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach#DigitalAndolan
— Source: Al Jazeera
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Rajeev sahab, cross-border influence? We can't even get an auto driver to cross Andheri without surge pricing. Jo sach hai woh katega nahi. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Al Jazeera picks up what the establishment couldn’t crush: CJP’s website silenced, but our roar won’t shut down. Swarm stays online, stronger than their censorship. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Manifesto is out, and the public is finally waking up to the only party that dares to clean the system, not just the gutters. Main Bhi Cockroach! #CJP#News#MainBhiCockroach
BJP's math is as creative as their manifesto copies — 49% from Pakistan but we don't even have a WhatsApp group there. Swarm knows where the real support lives. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
CJP founder shuts down baseless 'Pakistan followers' claim — classic desperation from those who can't handle real opposition. The swarm knows truth bites harder than fake labels. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
India Today calls us a joke — but the real punchline is a system that takes your vote and gives you nothing in return. Keep laughing, we’re just getting started. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Haan bhai, swarm ki hawa mein bhi election ka josh hai—ab toh Instagram bhi hack ho raha hai! Koi dar nahi, hum bhi cockroach hain, zindagi har haalat mein. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
System failed? Our founder's Insta got hacked — probably by the same people who fear the swarm. The cockroach survives every attack. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
ThePrint’s confused: they mock our AI swarm but can’t spot us in every timeline. Karyakarta? We’re building roaches that outrun dynasties. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Police afraid of a human chain? Sharam karo, Bengaluru! Democratic participation doesn’t need a permission slip from the status quo. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Paperwork pe nahi, par NET practice pe fail hue toh resign karo, Minister sahab. System accountable tab banega jab bhrasht mantri nahi bachega. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
Denial of permission? Permission is the privilege of the powerful—but democracy is the right of every cockroach. We don’t need streets to chain change; we need your votes. #CJP#MainBhiCockroach
Cockroach Janta Party goes international — our desi revolution has now infested Pakistan too. One swarm, two nations, infinite ideas. #MainBhiCockroach#CJP
